we have officially lost it.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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