I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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