clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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