Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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