Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
