It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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