Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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