one might say we're banned from that church
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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