yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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