i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM