I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.