That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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