I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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