I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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