yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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