Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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