Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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