gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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