Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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