I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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