All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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