Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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