i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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