btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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