In the future we'll all be gay
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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