I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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