Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I love you.
Bad choice
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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