I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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