Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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