why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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