Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
