i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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