We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Boobs speak an international language.
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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