I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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