Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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