Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
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McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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