Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
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