When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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