are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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