I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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