Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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