i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Randomize
