So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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