Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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