had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
True college students do jello shots in the library
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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