whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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I just blew my weed a kiss
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
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if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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