It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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