You're so nebulous sometimes
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
