Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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