Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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