Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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