i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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