I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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